Prashn: Pathan Aur Gadhe Men Kaun Si Do Chije Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain! Uttar: Donon Bachpan Men Sundar Hote Hain Aur Bade Hokar Transport Ka Kam Karte Hain!
Jaj: Tumne Jhut Bolne Ki Koshish Ki Hai Tumhen Iski Bhi Saja Milegi Pathan: Bilkul Galat! Vakil Ke Hote Hue Mujhe Kya Jarurat Hai Jhut Bolne Ki A
Pathan Ki Begam(Romantic Hote Hue): Suniye Ji Mujhe Ek Pappi Chahiye Pathan: Lo Ghar Men Khane Ke Lale Pade Hain Inko Kutta Rakhna Hai
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chehare Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!
Techer: Agar Duniya Ki Sari Aurton Ke Chahre Ek Jaise Hote To Kya Hota? Pappu: Hona Kya Tha Sar Gais Silender Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar Kal Uske Ghar!
Pappu: Sab Log Shaadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hain To Shaadi Kyon Karte Hain! Jito: Beta Akl Badaam Khane Se Nahin Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai!